I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

worldpeaces:

american horror story: my life

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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princessstiel:

subculturalqueer:

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

swaginageorge:

seeing a hot guy walk by like

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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