stupidstagram:

tumblr post: you are such a uGLY cutie and i wanna HOLD YOUR DUMB HaND and suck your foot… (345,000 notes) 

me: chill 

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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  • Interviewer: Would you rather pee yourself on stage or on a date with a girl you really like?
  • Ashton: I've done both.

laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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xotwjonasxo:

forever reblog

gerommey:

gerommey:

a kanye west convention

I been thinking about this I can’t decide to call it conye or kanye fest