ruinedchildhood:

The beginnings of a drug lord.

ruinedchildhood:

The beginnings of a drug lord.

bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

liarnjamespayne:

people who complain about boobs not looking perky and spherical with small, practically areola-less nipples are people who have most definitely never seen boobs outside of the context of porn because lemme tell u man boobs are diverse and lovely and if anyone ever says shit about your boobs u need to kick them in the shin and pour acid into their eyes (◡‿◡✿)

marybottybepoppinsg:

the Obama’s are now a emoji? 

cumprise:

bendovalikethat:

Bruh

WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO

shine-on-you-crazy-llama:

soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

did you buy something nice

subwaywhore:


sp1rit:

Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake Look how vicious Rottweilers are So scary

Precious

subwaywhore:

sp1rit:

Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake
Look how vicious Rottweilers are
So scary

Precious

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

"Be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone."

guy:

guy:

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aw i can’t believe elton john wrote a song for me

thanks elton john